I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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