Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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