I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize