at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Sext me about skeletons
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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