D3 body, D1 cock
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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