The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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