he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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