Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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