we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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