We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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