I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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