Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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