I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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