I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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