I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He is an equal opportunity slut.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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