I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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