So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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