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Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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