Christians are straight up FREAKS
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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