that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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