...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Dignity is for republicans.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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