Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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