my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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