We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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