K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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