I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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