i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I am midnight drunk by noon
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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