I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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