mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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