She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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