I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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