is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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