dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
and she was petting her beer can
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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