she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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