she was so not down for the gang bang
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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