dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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