Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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