She's JV to your varsity
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm too high and old for this...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
