BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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