butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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