I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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