All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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