Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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