wanna go halves on a baby?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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