his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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