i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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