Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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