who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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