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he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Life is so much better after having sex.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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