We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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