i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
dude i'm inner monologue high
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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