I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
