Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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