But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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