Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We are all done wearing pants today
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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